At the in-law's being force fed. If you need me I will be curled up somewhere in a carb/sugar induced coma.


In Oxford we learnt royal castles become jails then tourist attractions and that being the only people on a tour led by a costumed guide, in character as an escaped 18th century convict, is awkward and feelings of extreme fremdschämen will arise.

1. Padded cell
2. Stairwell wall
3. The infirmary


The Queen's Room at the Melbourne Town Hall, fading quietly, it is no longer in use for royal purposes.

behind closed doors

Fading elegance at Melbourne Town Hall, taken during open house day.